Office by Alex Penny
collecting the random.
First carve
jessjesscajessikuh: fat or preggo?
pssch. easy. both. that way i can disguise my fat in my preggo-ness and/or my preggo in my fatness. win-win. and, i’d make a cute waddling pudgie.
50 states of Summer: Iowa.
Iowa has the biggest frying pan in the world, buy do they have the appetite to match?!
gasp. Gasp!!! Another Alexander Wang.
Some guy asked me “What’s that on your foot?” So I embarrassingly looked, thinking I had toilet tissue or gum on my foot. “It’s a boot,” he said. Oh. It’s a boot. There’s a boot on my foot. Weird.
i can’t believe i haven’t seen this before. better than justin timberlake.
A Guinness-stache on top of a pre-existing Matt-stache.
there’s nothing i love more than a good, calm kitty.
…like rabbits
